- Glenn Beck was raised as a Roman Catholic – priests rape boys! The selfish parents of Glenn Beck set him up for failure: Dad was not interested in being the savior of that body, and went along with the Catholic shtick in order to please Mom.
Mom was a flake who despised the bounds of her habitation so deeply that she took the children away from Dad and then hooked up with some other guy and sailed out to sea in order to commit suicide. Not to be outdone, Glenn hooked up with a first wife – had a couple of children – got mired in alcohol/drug abuse and the inevitable psychiatric disorders that flow from the mire his parents drug him through – sloughed off the first wife and children in pursuit of his selfish ego – hooked up with a second wife – collected a couple more children – and shopped around until he found something goofy enough for that whole stinking mess, selecting the Mormon perversion … for now. - Now Glenn Beck is a grown up and he doesn’t get to forever blame his goofy parents or the demon- drink-and-drugs. There are only so many trips through the 12-step dance. That dog won’t hunt anymore. The story of Glenn Beck’s adult life is the story of his two-headed idol: (1) himself; and (2) his treasures – money, gold, followers, praise, ratings, psychobabble that soothe the conscience that kicks his ass, etc. The rest of his trappings (wives, children, etc.) are just props.
One of the things Beck prides himself on is a love of freedoms that are supposedly the hallmark of doomed america. Having sheltered years of his juvenile blather and mean-spirited pranks on various radio programs under the umbrella of the First Amendment, Beck fancies himself a great defender of the First Amendment. It’s not rocket surgery – and it’s not the result of any inherent goodness in doomed america. It’s clear, stark constitutional language and it binds this nation in fetters it would rather not have; and it’s the result of the hand of God seeing to some things in the infancy of this country. That First Amendment language is there, and WBC is going to bind you with it, just like they bind you with the clear standards of God. And you’re going to cavil and whine and do your best to turn it into toilet paper on the altar of your filth. - So it is that in October, 2010, as the Supreme Court of the United States took up the matter in which doomed america sought to destroy WBC with its iron paw judicial system, Beck found himself in the uncomfortable position of having to be a tiny bit intellectually honest and say to the brutes of this nation: There still is a First Amendment, we have to follow it, and it prohibits us from punishing WBC for their peaceful, at-a-distance speech. (Duh!)
He had to do so with a huge dollop of WBC bashing – whatever, take a number – but he had to do it. He had to do it with his hat in hand (not his strong suit), and he had to do it with one foot in retreat mode (especially when his equally simplistic and egotistical gravy-train-mate Bill O’Reilly propped up a one-dimensional straw man). And his apologist pandering will be hung around his neck for eternity. Here’s an excerpt:
- We’ve had a few minutes in the hallway to have a rather heated debate on something that is going to the Supreme Court. … A case of this despicable church – the Westboro Baptist Church – they call themselves Christians -- . . . they’re despicable and what they do is despicable and here’s what they do: They go to the funerals of soldiers and they protest. And, you know, they hold signs … [plays pattycake with his slobby Morman mate who damns WBC to hell and says they must not be allowed to hold signs that say "Thank God for Dead Soldiers" and "God Hates the USA" … whine, drip, huff, puff …"it shouldn’t be allowed." ] Yes it should be … What part of freedom of speech don’t you understand? … So what you want is a babysitter. Instead of saying that we as a society need to be better people, you want the government to be able to decide – you’re going to open the door and have the government decide where despicable speech is allowed and where it is not … See, right now we have ‘you can’t cry fire in a crowded theater.’ Now you’re saying you can’t hold up a sign and you can say despicable things across the street from a church during a funeral. … You’re wrong. … The only kind of speech that requires protection is speech that people find reprehensible. … We actually have a Supreme Court that will say that child pornography is free speech, but this is not. I despise these people. I despise what they stand for. I despise what they do. But you want to know the answer to that? That if we have these people coming to your funeral … that we as a community should know that these people are coming and we should lock arms around these people and stand there and pray for them.
cooper
Fag 3.0! Smarmy little muckraking prostitute!
ross
Tells jokes standing up. Pees sitting down.
o'reilly
Satan’s Spin Doctor and Pedophile Rape Enabler!
limbaugh
Wouldn’t recognize Bible truth if it were a bottle of pills on his desk.
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hannity
Even Colmes makes you look bad. Ouch!
cuomo
Raising his son for the devil, but critiques WBC parenting.
theroux
Called WBC most hated family in USA. Thanks.
banderas
The Great Theologian Bimbo Speaks!
stewart
Dude, you are in soooo much trouble – and you know it
olbermann
Head so far up fags asses that he can taste THEIR lunch
maddow
MSNBC’s token dyke. Ooooo, she’s so smart
blitzer
Cool name, but Christ-rejecting Jew and shows it.
kelly
Knows WBC is right but panders to fags anyway. And kinda slutty.
king
7 ex-wives. Christ rejecting Jew. Fag Pimp.
moran
Dude – your’re an idiot. How did you get your gig?
colbert
Wraps his perversion in intellectual/ political humor
maher
Poster child for Rom. 1:32 – God Hates Fag Enablers.
sanchez
You were talking to a prophet of God, dummy!
colmes
Weasel-y Jew who got owned by WBC.
williams
Talk about your journalistic lightweights. Lukewarm!
stern
Filthliest media mutt alive. And he's got a radio face.
brokaw
News leader to america’s worst generation
degeneres
All that fame won't buy one drop of water. Dyke.
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o'donnell
Fat dyke slob. Used to be funny. No just sad.
lake
Early attempts at vilifying WBC and pandering to fags.
stossel
Took two cracks at WBC – got it wrong BOTH times.
goldberg
Why are you famous again?
allen
Keith, you’re no Louis Theroux. But you’re both perverts.
wilson
Ride your talent. Being a pervert doesn’t enhance it.
banks
This bimbo got owned by Mimi and Bob
behar
Loud mouth, Bible-dumb old biddy and Larry King’s bitch.
oprah
In as much trouble as Billy Graham. 2 Tim. 3:6
south park
Mocking made them rich. Fools make a mock at sin.
gray
AC's bitch. How is it being a bitch's bitch?
briggs
Fox and friends are the enemies of God. Kelly Ripa looks like a serious journalist by comparison.
lavandera
Early whore bitch of the PGR
kyle
Self-righteous Brit who got owned by WBC.
fox and
friendscoming soon
npr
All things considered, my ass! Consider fearing God & obey!
pbs
newshourFrom Jim Lahrer to Big Bird, PBS pushes fags
black
No moo cow f**k milk to cool your tongue in hell, blasphemer
gallagher
God sent the shooter to AZ for WBC to preach on Mike's show.
cora
Imagine if Betty Crocker was a proud dyke and couldn't cook.
griffin
Needs fags to be famous. Not talented enough to just get there.
rivera
A true pioneer of junk journalism. Shalom, ese!
dunn
Filthy, perverted & wreckless, Ryan is dunn.
morgan
This smarmy wanker is the poster child for a lack of journalistic integrity
velez-mitchell
God-hating dyke muckraker. Dept. of redundancy dept.
gervais
The UK version of The Office sucked. And God hates you.
white
Famous for being an old whore.
carolla
Jimmy Kimmel's ex-filth bitch
harris
Doogie's a fag? Say it ain't so.
handler
Nasty, loud-mouthed whore. With a midget..
hill
Fag-enabling tv side-kick.