- Joy Behar was born in 1942 – which means that nasty witch is 68 years old and by any measure should be prepared to shortly meet her God. Plastic surgery and crates of makeup notwithstanding, the dark goo that is her vicious soul will gum up the works – if she’s not met with her own personal GodSmack prior to that natural course.
- In any event, it’s not going to go well for her in that hour when her soul is required of her, because in all that she does and all that she says she oozes self-worshiping pride, rebellion, blasphemy and whoredom. She is the face of the doomed american bitches that with their every fiber rule over the neutered “men” of their generation.
- Behar was blessed with a husband and a daughter but that simply was not cosmo enough for her bad ass, so she sloughed off that arrangement on the chop-chop and now those blessings are just so much fodder for her snooze-fest ‘comedy’ shtick. Now she’s got her “boyfriend” of 26 years (junior high much, Joy? ), and in her zeal to show God just exactly who’s boss she flops that fornication arrangement out at every turn, giving succor to the fags and other perverts that worship at her smelly feet. She’s decided that God is a dumb ass, and that His commandments and structures and precepts are just too old fashioned and oppressive. She was raised in the catholic pedophile machine (hello – priests rape boys! – that must be where she picked up her aggressive pro-fag ways), and the result was a smashed compass. But somewhere along the way she got a basic education in at least some kindergarten-level scripture, and she’s very bitter about it – mocking the rock-solid truth of it and feeling it down to her toes.
- If you ever have a bout of insomnia, you can watch part of one of Joy Behar’s screech sessions on CNN’s HLN. One night shortly after the whole stomp-off-The-View fiasco (pre-school much, Joy?), she had Whoopi Goldberg on for a rehab session. They were hurting under the criticism they got for that temper tantrum when Bill O'Reilly (about whom Joy is obsessed – awkward on a stick!) said that Muslims are terrorists. They were trying to make excuses for each other and Joy landed on blaming O'Reilly for being unlikable. She was sounding so mean, Whoopi felt compelled to modulate her by saying it was just a bad day and that Bill is not all bad all the time - she has some good discussions with him - in fact, she says, reaching a crescendo of her bona fides - I even agree with him sometimes ... like, um, hem-haw -- she lights up and weaves her fingers together tightly and exclaims - we agree exactly, I'm right there with him shoulder-to-shoulder on that church that pickets soldier funerals because America supports gays! Joy, who was warming up to the "we're not just whiny spiteful bitches" scenario looks deflated and says with a swiping away gesture: "ahhh - everybody hates them!"
- Behar’s latest desperate effort at relevance – having tried and failed with the whole “bitch go to hell” explosion at her political enemy, and with the “storm off in a temper tantrum with Whoopi in tow” debacles (both her mother and her daughter must be so proud) – is her loud celebration of the recent DADT action by doomed america’s congress, and insistance that fags must now be allowed to marry. Her reasoning: She screwed it up so bad – in smashed mouth ingratitude to the King of Eternity – they may as well finish the job. Misery loves company, don’t you know. She hates those people – almost as much as she hates her family and friends – so why should she make any least effort at telling them the truth? Besides, those brutes have lots of discretionary income and time on their hands, so they can pile up and watch her show while they play with their poop. Nice fag/Behar synergy right there!
Fag 3.0! Smarmy little muckraking prostitute!
God laughs at your calamity; how's that for glee?!
Tells jokes standing up. Pees sitting down.
Satan’s Spin Doctor and Pedophile Rape Enabler!
Wouldn’t recognize Bible truth if it were a bottle of pills on his desk.
The Great Theologian and Whiny Bitch Speaks!
Even Colmes makes you look bad. Ouch!
Raising his son for the devil, but critiques WBC parenting.
Called WBC most hated family in USA. Thanks.
The Great Theologian Bimbo Speaks!
Dude, you are in soooo much trouble – and you know it
Head so far up fags asses that he can taste THEIR lunch
MSNBC’s token dyke. Ooooo, she’s so smart
Cool name, but Christ-rejecting Jew and shows it.
Knows WBC is right but panders to fags anyway. And kinda slutty.
7 ex-wives. Christ rejecting Jew. Fag Pimp.
Dude – your’re an idiot. How did you get your gig?
Wraps his perversion in intellectual/ political humor
Poster child for Rom. 1:32 – God Hates Fag Enablers.
You were talking to a prophet of God, dummy!
Weasel-y Jew who got owned by WBC.
Talk about your journalistic lightweights. Lukewarm!
Filthliest media mutt alive. And he's got a radio face.
News leader to america’s worst generation
All that fame won't buy one drop of water. Dyke.
In as much trouble as Billy Graham. 2 Tim. 3:6
Fat dyke slob. Used to be funny. No just sad.
Early attempts at vilifying WBC and pandering to fags.
Took two cracks at WBC – got it wrong BOTH times.
Why are you famous again?
Keith, you’re no Louis Theroux. But you’re both perverts.
Ride your talent. Being a pervert doesn’t enhance it.
This bimbo got owned by Mimi and Bob
Early whore bitch of the PGR
Self-righteous Brit who got owned by WBC.
- fox and
All things considered, my ass! Consider fearing God & obey!
From Jim Lahrer to Big Bird, PBS pushes fags
No moo cow f**k milk to cool your tongue in hell, blasphemer
God sent the shooter to AZ for WBC to preach on Mike's show.
Imagine if Betty Crocker was a proud dyke and couldn't cook.
Needs fags to be famous. Not talented enough to just get there.
A true pioneer of junk journalism. Shalom, ese!
Filthy, perverted & wreckless, Ryan is dunn.
This smarmy wanker is the poster child for a lack of journalistic integrity
God-hating dyke muckraker. Dept. of redundancy dept.
The UK version of The Office sucked. And God hates you.
Famous for being an old whore.
Jimmy Kimmel's ex-filth bitch
Doogie's a fag? Say it ain't so.
Nasty, loud-mouthed whore. With a midget..
Fag-enabling tv side-kick.