- Where OH WHERE to start? Perhaps at the beginning of his hate-filled, depraved, sad life? Yes, that's a good spot: He was born Keith Allen, June 2, 1953, Llanelli, South Wales, UK. When you go to "Biography for Keith Allen" here, they have this information under "Trivia": Brother of Kevin Allen. Although he was "Fat Les" in the England World Cup song "Vindaloo" and also in other English patriotic music videos, he is in fact Welsh (Phelps is Welsh ALSO - you fellow countryman hater!), as is his brother Kevin. They were both born in Swansea. Supports Fulham Football Club. Is the father of singer Lily Allen (TOO MUCH TO SAY ON HER, SHE NEEDS HER OWN WEBPAGE) and actor Alfie Allen.
- Allen was expelled from boarding school as a boy for changing the organ pipes around in the school chapel during the Christmas period. He was lonely and unhappy because his parents were in Singapore and he couldn't make the journey to his grandmother's house in Llanelli; because it was too expensive. When they attempted to play the organ he described the sound like "Stevie Wonder going mental." No wonder poor, insipid, brat Keith is an atheist, today. What did we say? Hate-filled and sad?! Old man Keith is quite bitter, indeed. He called himself coming and getting the "goods" on WBC. See the excitement in the video below. The most hilarious part in his documentary is where he says with TOTAL disbelief, "They actually believe EVERYTHING that's in the Bible." This caused the simple standard to be spread further and wider and to a whole new genre. Dude thought it would get him somewhere in this life to pull this stunt. Note, this was in the winter of 2007. However, what it got him was his own little earth judgment straight from the hand of God. Before we "go there," let's talk a little more about what is eating Keith Allen.
- "Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap" (Gal. 6:7).
Fag 3.0! Smarmy little muckraking prostitute!
God laughs at your calamity; how's that for glee?!
Tells jokes standing up. Pees sitting down.
Satan’s Spin Doctor and Pedophile Rape Enabler!
Wouldn’t recognize Bible truth if it were a bottle of pills on his desk.
The Great Theologian and Whiny Bitch Speaks!
Even Colmes makes you look bad. Ouch!
Raising his son for the devil, but critiques WBC parenting.
Called WBC most hated family in USA. Thanks.
The Great Theologian Bimbo Speaks!
Dude, you are in soooo much trouble – and you know it
Head so far up fags asses that he can taste THEIR lunch
MSNBC’s token dyke. Ooooo, she’s so smart
Cool name, but Christ-rejecting Jew and shows it.
Knows WBC is right but panders to fags anyway. And kinda slutty.
7 ex-wives. Christ rejecting Jew. Fag Pimp.
Dude – your’re an idiot. How did you get your gig?
Wraps his perversion in intellectual/ political humor
Poster child for Rom. 1:32 – God Hates Fag Enablers.
You were talking to a prophet of God, dummy!
Weasel-y Jew who got owned by WBC.
Talk about your journalistic lightweights. Lukewarm!
Filthliest media mutt alive. And he's got a radio face.
News leader to america’s worst generation
All that fame won't buy one drop of water. Dyke.
Fat dyke slob. Used to be funny. No just sad.
Early attempts at vilifying WBC and pandering to fags.
Took two cracks at WBC – got it wrong BOTH times.
Why are you famous again?
This bimbo got owned by Mimi and Bob
Loud mouth, Bible-dumb old biddy and Larry King’s bitch.
In as much trouble as Billy Graham. 2 Tim. 3:6
- south park
Mocking made them rich. Fools make a mock at sin.
AC's bitch. How is it being a bitch's bitch?
Fox and friends are the enemies of God. Kelly Ripa looks like a serious journalist by comparison.
Early whore bitch of the PGR
Self-righteous Brit who got owned by WBC.
- fox and
All things considered, my ass! Consider fearing God & obey!
From Jim Lahrer to Big Bird, PBS pushes fags
No moo cow f**k milk to cool your tongue in hell, blasphemer
God sent the shooter to AZ for WBC to preach on Mike's show.
Imagine if Betty Crocker was a proud dyke and couldn't cook.
Needs fags to be famous. Not talented enough to just get there.
A true pioneer of junk journalism. Shalom, ese!
Filthy, perverted & wreckless, Ryan is dunn.
This smarmy wanker is the poster child for a lack of journalistic integrity
God-hating dyke muckraker. Dept. of redundancy dept.
The UK version of The Office sucked. And God hates you.
Famous for being an old whore.
Jimmy Kimmel's ex-filth bitch
Doogie's a fag? Say it ain't so.
Nasty, loud-mouthed whore. With a midget..
Fag-enabling tv side-kick.