GodHatesTheMedia


rosie o'donnell

Rosie O’Donnell was raised in the catholic pedophile machine (hello – priests rape boys!), and both she and her brother are fags – they must have been competing for the priestly attention. Her mother was killed by cancer before Rosie reached puberty --- that was one GodSmackackackacked New York catholic family! Now Rosie is determined that every other child have his/her moral core turned to diseased puss, and aggressively campaigns for the little children in foster care to be turned over to her and other fags, on the speedy quick.
Having failed at stand up comedy, daytime talk TV (in part because she wanted to announce to the world that “I’m a dyke!” [duh!]), and a stint at The View (where they audition for Most Notable Doomed american Witch on a rotating basis), Rosie was left to spar with Donald Trump and let herself go in a big and scary way.
In 2004 Rosie was determined to raise her fat, filthy middle finger to God, and demonstrate to the whole round world exactly how rebellious and vile of a creature doomed america could actually spawn. So she schlepped her tent-wrapped self and her little sweetie-bird Kelli Carpenter off to San Francisco. There the dyke “couple” were “married” by the dyke San Francisco Treasurer. That was all under the proud and pompous eye of the preening mayor of San Francisco, who pretended for a little minute that he had authority to disobey the laws of man as much as his many-times-married-and-divorced-and-otherwise-fornicating haughty heart had disobeyed the laws of God. Nice. Then reality and a court order set in and that pretense was unraveled. Not to worry, little Kelli couldn’t take bear-breath slob-city action for long and moved out, leaving several lawyers with a multi-layered Gant chart to figure out which child belonged where. Awkward on steroids right there.
Now, other than vying for media darling status, Rosie’s planning another run at daytime talk TV when Oprah “I am not a lesbian” Winfrey starts her new TV station in the fall of 2011 (some pushy broads think highly of themselves, no?). Oh goodie. That should be the bastion of clear thinking and disciplined advice.
 
  • cooper

    Fag 3.0! Smarmy little muckraking prostitute!

  • ross

    Tells jokes standing up. Pees sitting down.

  • o'reilly

    Satan’s Spin Doctor and Pedophile Rape Enabler!

  • limbaugh

    Wouldn’t recognize Bible truth if it were a bottle of pills on his desk.

  • beck

    The Great Theologian and Whiny Bitch Speaks!

  • hannity

    Even Colmes makes you look bad. Ouch!

  • cuomo

    Raising his son for the devil, but critiques WBC parenting.

  • theroux

    Called WBC most hated family in USA. Thanks.

  • banderas

    The Great Theologian Bimbo Speaks!

  • stewart

    Dude, you are in soooo much trouble – and you know it

  • olbermann

    Head so far up fags asses that he can taste THEIR lunch

  • maddow

    MSNBC’s token dyke. Ooooo, she’s so smart

  • blitzer

    Cool name, but Christ-rejecting Jew and shows it.

  • kelly

    Knows WBC is right but panders to fags anyway. And kinda slutty.

  • king

    7 ex-wives. Christ rejecting Jew. Fag Pimp.

  • moran

    Dude – your’re an idiot. How did you get your gig?

  • colbert

    Wraps his perversion in intellectual/ political humor

  • maher

    Poster child for Rom. 1:32 – God Hates Fag Enablers.

  • sanchez

    You were talking to a prophet of God, dummy!

  • colmes

    Weasel-y Jew who got owned by WBC.

  • williams

    Talk about your journalistic lightweights. Lukewarm!

  • stern

    Filthliest media mutt alive. And he's got a radio face.

  • brokaw

    News leader to america’s worst generation

  • degeneres

    All that fame won't buy one drop of water. Dyke.

  • lake

    Early attempts at vilifying WBC and pandering to fags.

  • stossel

    Took two cracks at WBC – got it wrong BOTH times.

  • goldberg

    Why are you famous again?

  • allen

    Keith, you’re no Louis Theroux. But you’re both perverts.

  • wilson

    Ride your talent. Being a pervert doesn’t enhance it.

  • banks

    This bimbo got owned by Mimi and Bob

  • behar

    Loud mouth, Bible-dumb old biddy and Larry King’s bitch.

  • oprah

    In as much trouble as Billy Graham. 2 Tim. 3:6

  • south park

    Mocking made them rich. Fools make a mock at sin.

  • gray

    AC's bitch. How is it being a bitch's bitch?

  • briggs

    Fox and friends are the enemies of God. Kelly Ripa looks like a serious journalist by comparison.

  • lavandera

    Early whore bitch of the PGR

  • kyle

    Self-righteous Brit who got owned by WBC.

  • fox and
    friends

    coming soon

  • npr

    All things considered, my ass! Consider fearing God & obey!

  • pbs
    newshour

    From Jim Lahrer to Big Bird, PBS pushes fags

  • black

    No moo cow f**k milk to cool your tongue in hell, blasphemer

  • gallagher

    God sent the shooter to AZ for WBC to preach on Mike's show.

  • cora

    Imagine if Betty Crocker was a proud dyke and couldn't cook.

  • griffin

    Needs fags to be famous. Not talented enough to just get there.

  • rivera

    A true pioneer of junk journalism. Shalom, ese!

  • dunn

    Filthy, perverted & wreckless, Ryan is dunn.

  • morgan

    This smarmy wanker is the poster child for a lack of journalistic integrity

  • velez-mitchell

    God-hating dyke muckraker. Dept. of redundancy dept.

  • gervais

    The UK version of The Office sucked. And God hates you.

  • white

    Famous for being an old whore.

  • carolla

    Jimmy Kimmel's ex-filth bitch

  • harris

    Doogie's a fag? Say it ain't so.

  • handler

    Nasty, loud-mouthed whore. With a midget..

  • hill

    Fag-enabling tv side-kick.