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whoopi goldberg

Whoopi Goldberg was born in November 1955 in New York, Caryn Elaine Johnson. She adopted the stage name Whoopi Goldberg after a whoopee cushion and to get more gigs with some Jewishness. (Her mother told her that her surname "Johnson" wasn’t Jewish enough to make her a star.) She is a comedian, actress and big-mouth on the talk show circuit, with a series of credits for her movies, and a current gig on The View, where she promotes her potty-mouth support of sin
Manner of Life
Whoopi Goldberg’s father, a whore false prophet "preacher," abandoned the family when she was a small child. So she started whoring at age 13 (while claiming to be shy), divorced-and-remarried twice, and set out to be a spokesperson for all manner of filth, chiefly same-sex marriage. She has a daughter, who started whoring in time to give her a grandchild when she was 16; now she has three grandchildren. She bragged on The View that if anyone insulted her daughter she’d beat their ass. She made a filthy sex joke about President Bush during a John Kerry fundraiser causing Slim-Fast to drop her from their ad campaign. (Bush is just as filthy, and would do/has done just as bad.) She is currently an aggressive spokesperson for same-sex marriage. VIDEO PROMOTING FAGS.
Religion
Goldberg claims to be a "Catholic Jewish girl." "My family is Jewish, Buddhist, Baptist and Catholic. I don’t believe in man-made religions." (Her Jewishness is in dispute ethnically, but whatever. And her "religions" are all man-made.) When The View brought Joel Olsteen on to use the fool as a punching bag, while Jew Joy took the lead in the attack of this blind guide, Goldberg came forth with this great theological statement: "I-I have a question, because I really believe that God said very clearly, ‘No one else can judge you, but me. If you have an issue, if something's going on, you don't need to hear what anybody else says. Come to me and I will forgive you.’" This is what happens when you turn the big-mouth whores lose with the pulpit, because your lying whore false prophets don’t do their jobs faithfully. Her book, Is It Just Me or Is It Nuts Out There, is where she imparts her Godless religion. Her definition of being "nuts" is making the slightest mention of God, modesty, obedience, or putting away our filthy aggressive sin. Her mother died in August 2010, and she held forth about how she made sure her mother’s life was full of adventure, because that’s the vanity she worshiped.
WBC
Whoopi Goldberg almost stroked out on the day SCOTUS heard from the servants of God at the WBC. She used her time on the The View on October 6, 2010, to rage against WBC for faithfully telling this nation that the soldiers are dying for your proud sins. She keeps her mouth running every waking moment enabling sin aggressively. Then she wants to run the people with words of truth and hope from God—obey or perish!—right out of town. She ranted and raved that Pastor Phelps and the other WBC members should leave this country, calling them terrorists (thereby giving proof that she understands the notion of terror, and that her fury truly flows from knowing down to her size-11-big-foot toes that God is her personal terrorist).
With this crescendo she got the audience screaming and clapping like trained seals, and simultaneously guaranteed everyone got the core message, including her: "If you hate the country so much that you would protest at soldiers’ funerals because you’re saying God killed them because we’re an out of control country, you need to leave and go to a country where they’ll appreciate you."
 
  • cooper

    Fag 3.0! Smarmy little muckraking prostitute!

  • ross

    Tells jokes standing up. Pees sitting down.

  • o'reilly

    Satan’s Spin Doctor and Pedophile Rape Enabler!

  • limbaugh

    Wouldn’t recognize Bible truth if it were a bottle of pills on his desk.

  • beck

    The Great Theologian and Whiny Bitch Speaks!

  • hannity

    Even Colmes makes you look bad. Ouch!

  • cuomo

    Raising his son for the devil, but critiques WBC parenting.

  • theroux

    Called WBC most hated family in USA. Thanks.

  • banderas

    The Great Theologian Bimbo Speaks!

  • stewart

    Dude, you are in soooo much trouble – and you know it

  • olbermann

    Head so far up fags asses that he can taste THEIR lunch

  • maddow

    MSNBC’s token dyke. Ooooo, she’s so smart

  • blitzer

    Cool name, but Christ-rejecting Jew and shows it.

  • kelly

    Knows WBC is right but panders to fags anyway. And kinda slutty.

  • king

    7 ex-wives. Christ rejecting Jew. Fag Pimp.

  • moran

    Dude – your’re an idiot. How did you get your gig?

  • colbert

    Wraps his perversion in intellectual/ political humor

  • maher

    Poster child for Rom. 1:32 – God Hates Fag Enablers.

  • sanchez

    You were talking to a prophet of God, dummy!

  • colmes

    Weasel-y Jew who got owned by WBC.

  • williams

    Talk about your journalistic lightweights. Lukewarm!

  • stern

    Filthliest media mutt alive. And he's got a radio face.

  • brokaw

    News leader to america’s worst generation

  • degeneres

    All that fame won't buy one drop of water. Dyke.

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  • o'donnell

    Fat dyke slob. Used to be funny. No just sad.

  • lake

    Early attempts at vilifying WBC and pandering to fags.

  • stossel

    Took two cracks at WBC – got it wrong BOTH times.

  • allen

    Keith, you’re no Louis Theroux. But you’re both perverts.

  • wilson

    Ride your talent. Being a pervert doesn’t enhance it.

  • banks

    This bimbo got owned by Mimi and Bob

  • behar

    Loud mouth, Bible-dumb old biddy and Larry King’s bitch.

  • oprah

    In as much trouble as Billy Graham. 2 Tim. 3:6

  • south park

    Mocking made them rich. Fools make a mock at sin.

  • gray

    AC's bitch. How is it being a bitch's bitch?

  • briggs

    Fox and friends are the enemies of God. Kelly Ripa looks like a serious journalist by comparison.

  • lavandera

    Early whore bitch of the PGR

  • kyle

    Self-righteous Brit who got owned by WBC.

  • fox and
    friends

    coming soon

  • npr

    All things considered, my ass! Consider fearing God & obey!

  • pbs
    newshour

    From Jim Lahrer to Big Bird, PBS pushes fags

  • black

    No moo cow f**k milk to cool your tongue in hell, blasphemer

  • gallagher

    God sent the shooter to AZ for WBC to preach on Mike's show.

  • cora

    Imagine if Betty Crocker was a proud dyke and couldn't cook.

  • griffin

    Needs fags to be famous. Not talented enough to just get there.

  • rivera

    A true pioneer of junk journalism. Shalom, ese!

  • dunn

    Filthy, perverted & wreckless, Ryan is dunn.

  • morgan

    This smarmy wanker is the poster child for a lack of journalistic integrity

  • velez-mitchell

    God-hating dyke muckraker. Dept. of redundancy dept.

  • gervais

    The UK version of The Office sucked. And God hates you.

  • white

    Famous for being an old whore.

  • carolla

    Jimmy Kimmel's ex-filth bitch

  • harris

    Doogie's a fag? Say it ain't so.

  • handler

    Nasty, loud-mouthed whore. With a midget..

  • hill

    Fag-enabling tv side-kick.